MARKETING FOR DUMMIESThis was a very funny email a client sent us. Hope you enjoy it.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me!”

          -That’s Direct Marketing

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s rich. Marry him.”

          -That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. Next day you call her and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!”

-That’s Telemarketing

4. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you go up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of a car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”

          -That’s Public Relations

5. You are at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich. Can you marry me?”

-That’s Brand Recognition

 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

-That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me!” She introduces you to her husband.

-That’s Supply and Demand Gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes up to her and says: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.

-That’s Competition Eating into your Market Share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich. Marry me!” your wife arrives.

          -That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets